An unused bungalow at the Legoland amusement park in Windsor, England became the site of a professional cannabis grow operation.
Until I became a teenager my life goals included living in a Lego village, but then later centered around living on my own cannabis farm. I never imagined combining the two, though. But these guys right here!
Police have arrested two men after a cannabis farm was uncovered at Legoland.
Up to 50 marijuana plants were found by workmen searching for asbestos on the site just three miles away from Windsor Castle.
They were being grown in a bungalow in a setup which included lights and watering equipment.
Workmen uncovered the 3ft-high cannabis plants in a derelict cottage within the Legoland estate but outside the theme park’s walls
The cottage is inaccessible to the public but close to where visitors leave pets for the day (one of the entrances to the Lego complex pictured)
The derelict property is outside the Berkshire theme park’s walls but within the 215-acre Legoland estate.
Police searched the area and closed off the building after the workmen uncovered the 3ft-high cannabis plants.
Theme park bosses said the vacant building, which is close to where visitors leave pets, is inaccessible to the public and ‘appears to have been accessed via the Crown Estate’ – land belonging to the Queen.
A police spokesman said: ‘Thames Valley Police officers were called at about 11.15am today following reports that cannabis had been found at a property in the Legoland grounds in Windsor.
‘Officers are currently at the site where cannabis plants and equipment used in the production of cannabis has been located.’
‘A 40-year-old man from Windsor and a 34-year-old man from Burnham have been arrested on suspicion of producing a class B drug (cannabis).
‘They have been bailed until 28 February.
A Legoland spokesman told MailOnline: ‘Following routine checks, we can confirm that illegal substances were found in a derelict cottage outside of the Legoland Park boundary.
‘The building in question is inaccessible to the public and appears to have been accessed via the Crown Estate. We have notified Thames Valley Police and we will continue to support their ongoing investigation.’
That’s right, not only did they start a grow op in a Lego wonderland, they snuck through the Queen’s yard to do it. This adds a connective layer of “FUCK YOU” tissue that was present between my Lego village and weed farm phases.
And on the real, prohibition is slavery, no matter what flag your local masters make you sing special songs to.